Raptors,

I just want it to be known that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to “live high.”  Tonight, I am sipping on discount “Canadian Mist” whisky with generic brand Cherry Coke.  It is delicious and I am at least mildly inebriated.  In the crock pot is five onions ,  red wine (from a box [cheap!]), garlic powder, lemon pepper, carrots, red potatoes, and ham shanks (at 1.19 a pound).  These will simmer over night and be served at lunch time over a bed of steamed white rice.  The carrots will be sweet, the potatoes buttery, and the gravy savory.  The cost of the meal will be less than a dollar a plate and the Lizard King will be in Heaven.  I will have a slice of 12 grain bread with roasted red pepper humus as dessert and I will scoff at the lesser mortals [mammals] who are eating Wendy’s when they could dine as God/Kings for half the price.

You can live for today while saving for tomorrow!

Devour your prey raptors!

Living high at 1.19/lb

Never miss another opportunity to devour prey!

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